BlueKoalaClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Total Fucking Metal]

I remember that title...

But I don't remember the content of that flash being anything like this. Actually, I don't remember the content of that other flash at all. I will say that I really liked the collage style, though.

[Warebert takes a bath]

better than it sounds.

I found the "WINIMATIONS PRESENTS" intro unpromising, but to my surprise the flash itself was overall very nice. The graphics were pretty Shmorky-esque; the only thing detracting from it was how you used the same shade of grey for several things (such as the water, the duck and the faucet). There are few things funnier than brief cartoons with few (if any) dialogue, and I'd say this is a good example of that.

[world 1-1]

I hate to be insulting but I was kind of offended.

Although I pretty much hate all sprite movies, this one was particularly egregious for two reasons:
- there was no discernible punchline in the entire flash, which would've made this at least something more than an exercise in futility
- lack of realism: in some of the pipe-jumping parts, Mario made some unusually long jumps. He does not jump that long.
If you're going to make trite piss such as sprite flashes, at least make them funny.

[thor and god have a dance]

another thorclock masterpiece

I really can't think of any flash that could be better than this. My only suggestion is that the voices should ideally be at least a bit louder than the music, as the dialogue was kind of hard to make out.

[I am Lion-O]

Only thing wrong is the sound.

While the flash itself was pretty funny, and I immediately fifen anything stop-motion simply because it's so uncommon, I found this hard to watch due to some glitches in the audio. By this I mean that there was a lot of clipping and "tape hiss"-type noise in the background in some parts.

[bitmuch]

that was pretty cool.

This was an entertaining flash; the graphics and animation, though simplistic, were very good and conveyed the point of this flash (if there is one) quite well. I also liked the music, which reminded me of Zomby for some reason.

[Fuck 33333333333333333333]

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST FLASH MOVIE I'VE EV

Once again, I've not seen the second "Fuck", but since this one was even better than the first one, which is my favourite flash movie, I'll assume Fuck 2 is somewhere between this and the original on the scale of awesome flash movies.
As with the first one, the graphics weren't particularly fancy, but it has that sort of "stylistic suck" that doesn't make it a problem somehow. It also has more of that hilariously aimless plot/dialogue that seems quite ubiquitous in this series. In short, this is another fine GreyClock masterpiece that is fucking awesome.

[Wilson Beard's Cannons]

I forgot all about Talk like a Pirate Day!

The voice acting in this flash was really good, as was the animation. The flash itself was really funny, and it also reminded me of those adverts for BRAWNDO. I really like it, and there isn't much else to say about this hilarious flash.